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Dear Census Worker

Dear Census Worker

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This is close to what my place might look like now.

On the news today I heard that you guys will knock on doors soon and visit people who didn’t return their census forms. I am unable to return my census form this year, so I am sure you’ll stop by the house to check on me later this summer. The last time we met was 10 years ago. Do you remember me? I was a computer science student at Arkansas Tech, had recently married a local, and we were expecting a baby. Do you remember me now? It was that cute little mobile home by the bay, my maroon Chevy S-10, my Doberman, oh and the chickens in the backyard. Now you remember! Yeah, it’s been a long time. We also had filed for an adjustment of status for me.

A lot of things happened in 10 years. This change of status must have been a government scam as we never heard a word from them, except for the initial thanks for your payment post card. Lots of problems, but I thought I’d try again. After the 911 thing they changed their system, but they are still unable to process paperwork in a decent time. And guess what? Instead of processing my paperwork they just came to my house one late afternoon in 2007, chained me up, and a month and a half later they just put me on a plane back to Germany.

A lot more problems followed, but I wont bother you with those. Since they are still abducting and deporting husbands and fathers, wives and mothers, paperwork processing is still as slow as can be. My son and wife left the US and followed me. We spent some time in Germany, Canada and France. And now we’re still waiting for them to process our paperwork.

So I am sorry to say, this time around Arkansas lost 3 residents. Two of them US-born citizens and one alien (according to the US government). They even gave me an alien registration number. I didn’t know I was an alien, but at least they didn’t take me to area 51 and experiment on me. I had found a new home, started a family and a new life in Arkansas. And I actually thought I belonged there. It’s a beautiful state! They call it the natural state for a reason.

According to immigration law I have the right to residency, but they chose to waste thousands of taxpayers’ money to house and feed me for 6 weeks, drive and fly me across the US, and finally put me on a plane to Germany. All the shackles and chains and armed guards must have cost a fortune!

I am not sure why a government would choose to break up a family and put them through so much trouble and pain. Is it worth hurting a wife and a child who are both US citizens and deport the father and husband who has the right to residency and will get it in the end anyway?

Where’s the logic in this? But we’re working on my paperwork, or should I say, we are waiting on my paperwork. We are waiting on a response, once again. But maybe I’ll see you in 10 years.

Now I just need someone in Arkansas to print this out and post it on my door.

Photo Credit: Thanks to Ladyheart on Morguefile.com

Dear Census Worker
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Morning Dew

Morning Dew

Morning Dew

It is Sunday in late April. When I got up at 7 o’clock, the sun had just started to climb over the horizon. The morning concert of songbirds in the backyard was in full swing. In Europe, this time of day is the closest you can come to the sound of a tropical rain forest. With this exception: instead of parrots and toucans, Europe has robins, chickadees and nightingales.

The morning air is still moist and cool. Every single blade of grass is loaded with dew. I am sitting behind the house absorbing the warm morning [...] Continue reading Morning Dew

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Tom has gone too far

Tom has gone too far

Tom the mouse

When we moved into a country cottage last August, one of the first things we did was to set up a few mouse traps. Reclaiming the abandoned house from the wild was a success. After only a few days we caught several mice of different sizes. The job was done and the house was ours, or so we thought.

It was much later that we noticed a sole survivor. Afraid of baby mice popping up all over the place, we reset the traps and were sure we would get that one fast. But [...] Continue reading Tom has gone too far

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What the heck is Twitter?

What the heck is Twitter?



Whether or not you know what Twitter is, I bet I have a few facts you didn’t know. According to Wikipedia, Twitter is a free social-networking and micro-blogging service that enables people to send and read messages up to 140 characters long. That’s not much, but in todays fast moving world, many people don’t have time to read much more. Like other social networks, you can follow and connect with people.

So what is twitter good for? There is no way I could list all uses. So I’ll just mention a few. You can use Twitter to [...] Continue reading What the heck is Twitter?

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MYSQL: How to make a combination of 2 columns unique

MYSQL: How to make a combination of 2 columns unique

Setting up some rules in your MySQL database can save you some programming time. This tip will show you how to make a combination of two columns as unique. Suppose you have a database that records BookTitles and Authors. Just having the Author field unique would not make much sense as every Author can have more than one book. But you also don’t want to have an Author / BookTitle combination entered twice. So here we can make the combination of Author and BookTitle unique.

Execute this MySQL statement to make 2 [...] Continue reading MYSQL: How to make a combination of 2 columns unique

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